STRIKE!!!

Lindsay was so funny this weekend. As we (Debi and I) where getting ready to go to a concert – Rick Springfield. Before you laugh he put on a great show and if you can move like that at 58 then WOW you’re in shape. So back to the story Lindsay was in the room as I (Mike) was getting one of the few nice shirts I got out of the big closet. I know she never sees me in there other than putting clothes away for mommy. Hey I put some away. I was grabbing shirt which from my section only about less than 1/3 of the whole huge big ass closet Lindsay says, “No those are mommy’s clothes” as I asked which shirt I should wear. How funny she always sees me in a regular tee shirt from the dresser drawers. Never grabbing a collared with buttons shirt. Debi right then tried to even bolster more real-estate in the walk in closet as she said, “see she even thinks it is all mine.” I felt like land grab was happening.

Stay at Home Dad Olympia Local 826 is on STRIKE

Lines have now been drawn and camps are being formed. STRIKE, I say it is time for us stay at home dads to stand up and be heard. I will fight for every single inch of that walk in closet. I am now on a crusade to get more space for all my tee shirts. (75+ different beer insignia shirts) They will all need a hanger and to be hung neatly in color coordination. It is all about priorities I say. Give me more closet space (and other concessions) campaign 2007 has begun. I will strike until I get more space and a few other concessions.

I am looking for the following:
1 - More closet space (.0125%)
2 - Colored hangers matching my shirt colors
3 - A second washer and dryer just for those heavy laundry days
4 - More pizza nights. (Combo Pizzas) Not just Cheese!!!
5 - A bigger beer allowance. Add 5% to already allotted amount.

Until then I will not shave, shower, nor take the dog for potty walks.
I will only eat beans and garlic for lunch and dinner.
And No Breakfast will be ready, warm, wrapped and coffee made!

Olympia Stay at Home Dads Local 826 is on Strike…